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Comment from Sour Puss
Time May 31, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Are swine fornicators responsible for my flu?

Comment from Alice
Time May 31, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Idk but I hope it goes away!

Comment from Trish JPA and Jewish Pastafarian
Time June 4, 2008 at 1:45 am

Yes; you should tell your mother to take it easy and lay off the young guys.

Comment from follower_of_christ42
Time June 6, 2008 at 2:22 pm

You know if you really want to know, you can go on line and find out for yourself. Stop being lazy. Go look up information for yourself.

Comment from DRAGZILLA ~P3D~
Time June 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Sure. College kids are diabolical like that.

*rolls eyes*

Comment from TheRecordMachine
Time June 8, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Yes…….of course now its all clear to me

No whats responsible for it is a viral infection that possible infected them, you cannot blame people who catch it.

Comment from Give Blood
Time June 9, 2008 at 5:03 am

Oh, for crying out loud!!!

Comment from Purdey EP
Time June 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm

They are saying anyone who was in Mexico is possibly bringing it back. It takes being around a pig and then passing it on to a human. I doubt fornicating was involved.

Comment from shasaloria
Time June 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm

They may carry it, they’re not respnsible for it.

Comment from Pirate AM™
Time June 14, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Sources would be nice. Of course, not all people that are on spring break in Mexico are “fornicating”, and they are not the majority of travelers from the US to Mexico or from Mexico to US and back.

Comment from Crazy Pirate
Time June 16, 2008 at 11:48 pm

only if they were doing it with pigs because of religion induced fear of human sexual relations….

Comment from Daphne the Magic Pillow :-D
Time June 20, 2008 at 6:23 am

I hardly think that’s provable. You can’t pinpoint where AIDS came from, just like you can’t pinpoint where swine flu is from.

Comment from Tyler
Time June 22, 2008 at 10:25 am

Fornicators? Are you kidding me??!! In the fifteenth century they would have believed that. Sometimes a scull is much too holy for any intelligence to get in.

Comment from ufoblogger
Time June 22, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Three weeks back Bird flu was reportedly transported by the Department of homeland Security in USA

Who benefits from Swine Flu Pandemic?

The swine flu outbreak is likely to benefit one of the most prolific and successful venture capital firms in the United States: Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, Thomson Reuters Private Equity Week reported on Friday.

Shares of the two public companies in the firm’s portfolio of eight Pandemic and Bio Defense companies — BioCryst Pharmaceuticals (BCRX.O) and Novavax (NVAX.O) — jumped Friday on news that the swine flu killed a reported 60 people in Mexico and has infected people in the United States.

And here is more ….

Baxter: Product contained live bird flu virus

The company that released contaminated flu virus material from a plant in Austria confirmed Friday that the experimental product contained live H5N1 avian flu viruses.

And an official of the World Health Organization’s European operation said the body is closely monitoring the investigation into the events that took place at Baxter International’s research facility in Orth-Donau, Austria

Comment from Karan
Time June 24, 2008 at 8:32 am

First time I’ve heard this theory. Right now, Mexico is viewed as the likely culprit and cradle for this kind of virus, although there is no evidence or report of cases prior to 2009, unlike the USA, where there have been documented cases in 1988 and 1976, not to mention that between December 2005-Feb 2009 there have been 12 reported cases. in the USA alone. I am not making this up, check out the CDC website.

Anyway, after some detective work we will learn where this cute little bugger came from. In the meantime, following preventive measures sounds like a good idea.

For some reason, the Maya December 2012 doomsday is beginning to get too close to home for comfort. Rising world temperatures, worldwide financial market crash, nasty bug epidemic.
Creepy…

Comment from AnarchyJack
Time June 25, 2008 at 2:29 am

Is it true that people who went to Mexico for spring break were fornicators? I’m afraid that the CDC, WHO and the Associated Press haven’t reported on the sex practices of those afflicted with swine flu. A quick Google search will reveal that the most common modes of transmission for H1N1 appears to be proximity to infected pigs; I have not read, as yet, of any porcine-human sexual encounters resulting in people (or pigs) getting sick. There appears to be a general consensus that a number of non-Mexicans who became infected with swine flu A celebrated spring break in places such as Cancun.

However, as of this writing, no one outside of Mexico has died of the virus.

Comment from stevenev
Time June 25, 2008 at 3:52 am

They are not responsible for the outbreak in Mexico, but some of them are responsible for bringing it back.

But then Mexico is a big tourist place, so it would come back anyways.

Comment from Psych Department
Time June 26, 2008 at 12:15 pm

The Swine Flu virus is not an STD, and isn’t transmitted sexually.